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  1. I ate a large snack earlier.

    I ate a large snack earlier.

     
  2. If only I had a ticket. If you’re reading this Kate, please play a gig in my kitchen to make amends.

     
  3. I don’t believe in ghosts but I do believe in demons.

     
  4. SEASON SIX GAG REEL AHOY.

     
  5. Deep down we all wish we were Keith Murray. Don’t deny it.

    Deep down we all wish we were Keith Murray. Don’t deny it.

     
  6. I’ve spent a lot of time in hospital common rooms watching video compilations of bizarre Russian hijinks. 

    And I’m not going to stop.

     
  7. There’s this local graffiti guy who plasters the word lager on everything, trees, doors, the side panel of a van to name a few. I found a new one today in an underpass. Let it be known that beer is king in Hammersmith.

    There’s this local graffiti guy who plasters the word lager on everything, trees, doors, the side panel of a van to name a few. I found a new one today in an underpass. Let it be known that beer is king in Hammersmith.

     
  8. My flatmate and I spend too much time talking about our dream shelving. Essentially it boils down to 7x7, 10x10 and 12x12 squares in a wall-dominating wooden design to accommodate vinyl and a scattering of our other worldly possessions. Mid-life approaches.

     
  9. not driving

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    There’s something about cars that I find to me somewhat insane. When I see someone stroking their Fiesta as if it were alive, as if it abided by the laws of Mrs Gren, as if it had sentience, I go on to imagine that person hurtling along a concrete slab at 70mph, face first towards their meeting with a wooden crate and a deep pit of earth. 

    I’ve never driven a car, unless you count a 91.8% completion of Gran Turismo 4, at any point during my life. I can tell you the order of the pedals and I can tell you the theory but I can’t put that knowledge into practice like my world geography can be easily deployed on a weekend iplayer binge of Pointless.

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  10. A brand new TD track to make the wednesday woes a little less wearisome.

     
  11. I don’t wanna fight in a holy war.
    I don’t want the salesmen knocking at my door.
    I don’t wanna live in america no more.
    Because the tide is high and it’s rising still
    And I don’t wanna see it at my windowsill.
    — Windowsill, Arcade Fire
     
  12. Plays: 52

    Silent Alarm is one of my favourite  albums of all time but a lot of people neglect to acknowledge that the album closer (ignoring the hidden track shh) Compliments is one of its strongest moments. I remember hearing about a ‘definitive version’ and eager to track it down found it to be a live recording during a session with the late, great John Peel. And what a rendition it is.

    Compliments (Peel Session) Bloc Party

     
  13. Edward Ruscha

    Edward Ruscha

     
  14. 03:21

    Notes: 3

    It is 3am in the morning in SW London and all I can smell is Pret a Manger chicken sandwiches.

     
  15. Do you remember when I was really super cool and took pictures of bones under a microscope?

    Do you remember when I was really super cool and took pictures of bones under a microscope?